Yo, listen up, I got some legal knowledge to drop,
From gov.uk shorthold tenancy agreement to the names of a glass shop,
Export business got you feeling hazy? Let me tell you ’bout the safest LC, baby,
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OPEC and Russia making moves in energy markets, it’s no lie, see what’s up with the agreement before you buy,
Thinking of wearing that jersey number? Be sure to know the law and stay out of trouble,
Got a car rental contract in hand? Make sure it’s legit – check it out on the double,
And last but not least, if you’re an apprentice in the game, know the ins and outs of the binding agreement for your fame.
So there you have it, my legal wisdom in song, hope you’ve learned something and it wasn’t too long!