Decode the Mysteries of the Law

Yo, yo, listen up, I got a story to tell

About the UN Paris Agreement on climate change that’ll ring your bell

It’s got some sections that might make you holler

Like which section medical bills are tax deductible, boy that’s a dollar

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Let me give you the introduction to English legal history

From feudalism to modern times, it’s quite a story

If you’re an independent contractor massage therapist, you need to know the deal

Get that contract right, and you’ll be rolling in a sweet wheel

Got an LLC in Virginia? Wondering how to file taxes for it?

Don’t worry, I got the answer, I won’t let you quit

A legal department client satisfaction survey will help your game

Improve those client relationships, and you’ll be in the hall of fame

Is Dream11 legal in Odisha? Let’s find out

Know the legal status of fantasy sports, beyond a shadow of a doubt

When it comes to teacher laws, you gotta stay sharp and fly

Knowing the game means you won’t fall from the sky

And in case you’re wondering, the largest legal cat weighs more than a ton

Now that’s a fun fact, and I’m not even done